/u/JustAsFreakys's posts
[WP] Um…what was that noise!?! “A sonic boom” no the other one! “ We shattered the time barrier” *BOOM* And that?! “That was the…”
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In the infinite vastness of the universe some languages might be ancient eldritch incantations English is one of those languages, the sentence? “what could possibly go wrong?”
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Ah yes… the yearly…no…DAILY..no… ahh screw it time is an illusion.. THE ELDRITCH ENTITY BAKE SALE which will raise funding for the EEA and bring incomprehensible delight to your families table!
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[WP]you and your gang were making fun of someone, and then you punched them and tried to mug them, just as the fist hit him heavy metal music started playing...
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[WP] *she womanly womened her way down the stairs carrying a feminine gun "WILL YOU SHUT UP" she said while being very much a woman.
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[WP] you are in a supermarket, you see one giant duck on a table in front of you, you come closer.... and the duck sort of turns into a virus.... the table? a bunch of ducks and now the ducks are coming towards you, welcome mortal... Good luck... and god is on sale... FOR ONLY 9.99!!!!
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[WP] Hi! I'm Jim Sherman! but you may know me as lord death master of murder mountain maker of mayhem!
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[WP] The battle starts. And gamer's war machines are roused, their enemies? the console users, already priests on both sides start doing prayers to the almighty Todd Howard and the great Gabe newell, and the immortal emperor of ea is still on his throne given life only by endless amounts of money.
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