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[WP] You recently replied to an ad: "WANTED: Babysitter. Must be comfortable with dragons. Must be comfortable with goblins. Must be able to defeat heroes. Pay 100 gold/hour."

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[WP] "Daddy, the kid at school are saying I have no soul." ""Don't worry sweetheart, soon you will be a grown demon and conning dozen of humans a day out of their souls.

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[WP] You make your list and check it twice. Santa does in fact meet all the requirements for a warlock patron.

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[WP] When you showed up to your best friend's funeral, everyone started screaming. You are not sure why, you did promise them you would go to their funeral if they went to yours.

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[WP] The Coast Guard exists to protect stupid people with boats from themselves. In the far future, the Coast Guard's mandate is expanded to cover personal space craft. People are even dumber in space.

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[WP] A fifth graders is asking their mad science super villain mother/father for help with their Science Fair Project.

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[WP] You know all the dark castles, haunted houses, and deep dungeons? Well Greg the Postman is the poor sucker who delivers to them.

91 upvotes

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[WP] "That's what your spellbound looks like?" "What's wrong with it?" Asked the mage, "it's completely functional." "I am embarrassed to be in a party with that book."

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[WP] Millennials start to use co-ownership to afford homes due to rising costs. This led to Communal Parenting. Now, in the 2040's you are bringing your boy/girlfriend home to your parents, all eight of them, for the first time.

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[WP] Your mother was a necromancer and your father was a bard. You inherited both set of talents. Now you are making your way with your UnDeath Metal Band.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You recently replied to an ad: "WANTED: Babysitter. Must be comfortable with dragons. Must be comfortable with goblins. Must be able to defeat heroes. Pay 100 gold/hour."	132
[WP] "Daddy, the kid at school are saying I have no soul." ""Don't worry sweetheart, soon you will be a grown demon and conning dozen of humans a day out of their souls.	117
[WP] You make your list and check it twice. Santa does in fact meet all the requirements for a warlock patron.	97
[WP] When you showed up to your best friend's funeral, everyone started screaming. You are not sure why, you did promise them you would go to their funeral if they went to yours.	96
[WP] The Coast Guard exists to protect stupid people with boats from themselves. In the far future, the Coast Guard's mandate is expanded to cover personal space craft. People are even dumber in space.	96
[WP] A fifth graders is asking their mad science super villain mother/father for help with their Science Fair Project.	94
[WP] You know all the dark castles, haunted houses, and deep dungeons? Well Greg the Postman is the poor sucker who delivers to them.	91
[WP] "That's what your spellbound looks like?" "What's wrong with it?" Asked the mage, "it's completely functional." "I am embarrassed to be in a party with that book."	90
[WP] Millennials start to use co-ownership to afford homes due to rising costs. This led to Communal Parenting. Now, in the 2040's you are bringing your boy/girlfriend home to your parents, all eight of them, for the first time.	80
[WP] Your mother was a necromancer and your father was a bard. You inherited both set of talents. Now you are making your way with your UnDeath Metal Band.	73