/u/JustLookingForMayhem's posts
[WP] You are pretty sure your pet is not normal. First because they are holding court. Secondly because they are on a throne. And finally because they yelled "Act Normal!" when you came in.
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[WP] Your super power is so bad, it is actually detrimental. Regardless, your team refuses to let you retire the cape because you are really good at keeping the team together and talking people down.
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[WP] Just because you are a warlock doesn't mean you are evil. You just happend to find a lonely primordial horror that is never visited by its spawn willing to trade company for eldritch powers. Now you just need to convince everyone else of that.
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[WP] You recently received a compass that points towards your soul mate, but it only seems to point to a mushroom ring.
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[WP] An immortal couple is celebrating their 5000th anniversary. The problem is what to give each other when they have literally given everything to each other.
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[WP] "So what is your power?" "If I hear or say Y. E. E. T. everyone within a mile of me throws what they are holding." "So saying 'yeet' around you is dangerous?"
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[WP] "Cower Heroes! You stand before the Duck Lord, Master of All Things Fowl! Wait, what do you mean you were looking for the Dark Lord, Master of All Things Foul?"
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[WP] Two dogs meet at a dog park and decide that their humans would be perfect together. What ensues is pure comedy.
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[WP] Your superpower is simple, you inspire others to be better people. Today you are going to join some of the worst people on the planet.
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