/u/Justifiable_Lunacy's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"The human body is surprisingly resilient and can survive an incredible amount of pain," the professor said to the class.

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Silly Mommy!

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The official statement was that the as yet unidentified serial killer was targeting Doctor Stanford's patients.

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I can't let the cops find my stash.

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The body of a castaway was discovered in a small lifeboat off the coast of England today.

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When the sirens blared, I quickly ran to my personal bunker and sealed the door, but I left the can opener outside.

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The mistake was made in allowing them to develop their own technology.

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Some moron thought he could break info my house and steal from me last night.

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As I slowly bled out, the hyenas burying their faces in my entrails, I wondered what the afterlife would be like, or if there even was one.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"The human body is surprisingly resilient and can survive an incredible amount of pain," the professor said to the class.	210
Silly Mommy!	182
The official statement was that the as yet unidentified serial killer was targeting Doctor Stanford's patients.	13
I can't let the cops find my stash.	10
The body of a castaway was discovered in a small lifeboat off the coast of England today.	5
When the sirens blared, I quickly ran to my personal bunker and sealed the door, but I left the can opener outside.	4
The mistake was made in allowing them to develop their own technology.	4
Some moron thought he could break info my house and steal from me last night.	2
As I slowly bled out, the hyenas burying their faces in my entrails, I wondered what the afterlife would be like, or if there even was one.	1