/u/Jylon10's posts
tapeworm jesus inside me (tapeworm born via miracle) keep turning water into wine by accident i think just all the water he touches i dont think he knows what tf he doing. do tapeworms even have brains. this religion shit tough
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sex over now its time for me to listen to Money Trees by Kendrick Lamar and stare at the ceiling. to remind me who i am
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every youtube video now got titles like ‘The Terrifying Reason That Mario Eats Mushrooms’ or ‘It Took 10 Years To Solve This Gaming Mystery’ ‘The Dark Truth Behind…’ ‘The Existential Dread of…’ mother fucker you’re talking about NOTHING
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my original sex position, ‘The Doctor’, is now banned in all Australian states and territories except for the ACT, as well as being banned in New Zealand and Papau New Guinea. It spreads like wildfire
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my phone was dead driving home today so for the first time in 2 years i didnt watch any youtube or bet on any sports or make any fishdom posts
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Your messenger notification is like a little mosquito in my ear bzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzz you pathetic insect. talking abt pretty yam of course
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I die a million times a day in my mind and u think losing my best orc in shadow of war to a glitch will hurt me? then u r right lol
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