/u/Jylon10's posts
[WP] You wake up one day, and every human is morbidly obese. Your cousin is the only one unaffected. He looks suspicious.
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[WP] Witches have been getting 10% larger every year, much to the surprise of scientists and the world. You're shocked to discover that your grandmother has grown a couple inches this year.
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been speaking in tongues and writing down the names of ppl who seem to understand me to send to donald trump so he can sterilise them. I am a deceitful ally
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if i was the boy in hereditary i woulda been mad at my stupid retarded sister for fucking everyone over
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Call me Prince Aerion Cargaryan i got caught drinking engine coolant thinking it had transformative properties. Wanted to drive beside Thug Cavalry with my own 4 wheels
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I left my house for the first time in 2017 and the first thing I learned was that dwarfism is actually pretty rare
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the idea of ‘dopamine addiction’ is stupid. brains run on dopamine. doing anything gives u dopamine. whatever. if it is actually real i definitely need rehab fucking immediately
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