/u/Jzard's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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There's an intruder in my house so I snuck into the kitchen to defend myself.

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We didn't know what the ingredients for the chocolate bars were so we visited the factory itself to find out.

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I'm a pilot and my passenger plane has been hijacked by terrorists who want me to take it into enemy territory.

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We found out long ago that apart from encoding proteins, our genetic code held another secret, one we've finally begun to decode.

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I own a burger stand and have sold over 50,000 burgers over the course of my career!

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As a comedian I make people laugh and love it.

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I'm flying at roughly 120 km/hr and approaching the side of a building fast.

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It's midnight and 4 days of non-stop studying was enough to convince me to get some rest before my exam at 6 tomorrow.

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What terrified me wasn't the army of black winged horses descending from the sky, blocking out the Sun.

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Only one question came to my mind when my coworker shot me in the chest with a gun while we were doing our job.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
There's an intruder in my house so I snuck into the kitchen to defend myself.	13
We didn't know what the ingredients for the chocolate bars were so we visited the factory itself to find out.	13
I'm a pilot and my passenger plane has been hijacked by terrorists who want me to take it into enemy territory.	12
We found out long ago that apart from encoding proteins, our genetic code held another secret, one we've finally begun to decode.	12
I own a burger stand and have sold over 50,000 burgers over the course of my career!	11
As a comedian I make people laugh and love it.	9
I'm flying at roughly 120 km/hr and approaching the side of a building fast.	6
It's midnight and 4 days of non-stop studying was enough to convince me to get some rest before my exam at 6 tomorrow.	4
What terrified me wasn't the army of black winged horses descending from the sky, blocking out the Sun.	3
Only one question came to my mind when my coworker shot me in the chest with a gun while we were doing our job.	2