/u/Jzard's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Yummy!" The little kid exclaimed as she swallowed all the pills from the container I was delivering that had fallen out of my pocket.

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Her agonizing screams rang through my ears as the masked man forcefully pulled the hatchet out of her torso, getting ready for another swing.

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There are 2 kinds of people in the world.

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"But why does he have to be the one to stare at it?"

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I've finally managed to simulate the big bang that gave rise to a copy of this universe with the software I wrote.

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Going easy to offer unconditional thanks narrows opportunity windows.

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One of my favorite pastimes is watching high speed car chases.

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"Miss Alice look how big it is!" the 4 year old child remarked as he pointed towards the enormous white tower.

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Now that I'm 70, I've finally reached the final phase of the American dream.

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They had thought that the smell was from Daryl's dead rotting corpse, and they were right.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Yummy!" The little kid exclaimed as she swallowed all the pills from the container I was delivering that had fallen out of my pocket.	2499
Her agonizing screams rang through my ears as the masked man forcefully pulled the hatchet out of her torso, getting ready for another swing.	75
There are 2 kinds of people in the world.	35
"But why does he have to be the one to stare at it?"	30
I've finally managed to simulate the big bang that gave rise to a copy of this universe with the software I wrote.	23
Going easy to offer unconditional thanks narrows opportunity windows.	21
One of my favorite pastimes is watching high speed car chases.	18
"Miss Alice look how big it is!" the 4 year old child remarked as he pointed towards the enormous white tower.	16
Now that I'm 70, I've finally reached the final phase of the American dream.	16
They had thought that the smell was from Daryl's dead rotting corpse, and they were right.	15