/u/K3vin_is_in_H3av3n's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
"Dad, its me, your daughter!" I screamed as my father loaded his shotgun, pointed it at me and said, "Get out of my house!"
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Every night my routine consists of locking my bedroom window and then going to check if everything else is locked.
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I thought the most terrifying thing to ever happen to me was getting a security alert on my phone showing men with machetes breaking down my front door while I was out for dinner.
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I was pretty pissed off with the random phone calls that I kept getting at 1am of annoying heavy breathing.
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How did those idiot guards let it communicate to the outside world, and without anyone knowing it did so in the first place?
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Honestly, I had more fun going on the dark web and watching psychopaths hide in people's homes than I would like to admit to.
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I never understood why I would always get woken up by wolf like howling in the backyard despite never having a dog.
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