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I frantically flashed SOS in morse code with my laser into my next-door neighbor's bedroom window, from my basement, hoping that he would notice.

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"Daddy! My first tooth fell out!" My daughter yelled out in excitement as she ran toward me.

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The blind gardener always wondered why he heard a scream every time he clipped the hedges.

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So apparently I actually have the ability to stop time.

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On a vacation with her family, Peppa Pig saw a bubbly muddy puddle so she decided to jump in it as usual.

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Never in my 32 years of babysitting have I ever been told what babysitting actually meant.

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My phone is on low battery and it's getting cold here

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I felt a striking pain in the last scene of the movie we're making.

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I've been cursed with narrating my life since I met that witch, which hasn't really bothered me because I haven't really interacted with anybody until now.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I frantically flashed SOS in morse code with my laser into my next-door neighbor's bedroom window, from my basement, hoping that he would notice.	252
"Daddy! My first tooth fell out!" My daughter yelled out in excitement as she ran toward me.	184
The blind gardener always wondered why he heard a scream every time he clipped the hedges.	51
So apparently I actually have the ability to stop time.	38
On a vacation with her family, Peppa Pig saw a bubbly muddy puddle so she decided to jump in it as usual.	31
Never in my 32 years of babysitting have I ever been told what babysitting actually meant.	17
My phone is on low battery and it's getting cold here	15
3.1415926-	14
I felt a striking pain in the last scene of the movie we're making.	12
I've been cursed with narrating my life since I met that witch, which hasn't really bothered me because I haven't really interacted with anybody until now.	12