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"Awwwww, who's this cute little guy?" I said to the doctor, lying on my hospital bed.

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I frantically flashed SOS in morse code with my laser into my next-door neighbor's bedroom window, from my basement, hoping that he would notice.

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"Daddy! My first tooth fell out!" My daughter yelled out in excitement as she ran toward me.

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The blind gardener always wondered why he heard a scream every time he clipped the hedges.

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So apparently I actually have the ability to stop time.

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On a vacation with her family, Peppa Pig saw a bubbly muddy puddle so she decided to jump in it as usual.

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Never in my 32 years of babysitting have I ever been told what babysitting actually meant.

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My phone is on low battery and it's getting cold here

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3.1415926-

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I felt a striking pain in the last scene of the movie we're making.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Awwwww, who's this cute little guy?" I said to the doctor, lying on my hospital bed.	505	TwoSentenceSadness
I frantically flashed SOS in morse code with my laser into my next-door neighbor's bedroom window, from my basement, hoping that he would notice.	252	TwoSentenceHorror
"Daddy! My first tooth fell out!" My daughter yelled out in excitement as she ran toward me.	184	TwoSentenceHorror
The blind gardener always wondered why he heard a scream every time he clipped the hedges.	51	TwoSentenceHorror
So apparently I actually have the ability to stop time.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
On a vacation with her family, Peppa Pig saw a bubbly muddy puddle so she decided to jump in it as usual.	31	TwoSentenceHorror
Never in my 32 years of babysitting have I ever been told what babysitting actually meant.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
My phone is on low battery and it's getting cold here	15	TwoSentenceHorror
3.1415926-	14	TwoSentenceHorror
I felt a striking pain in the last scene of the movie we're making.	12	TwoSentenceHorror