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“Wow, okay!” I exclaimed, getting into the back seat.

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“There’s something in your eye,” she said, reaching for my face.

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“The operation was a total success,” the surgeon beamed.

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“Don’t be a dick, pay up!” the note attached to the box read.

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The snowman in my back yard looks so peaceful against the winter backdrop.

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The Obstetrician rubbed my wife’s belly with the instrument, ultimately locating our baby’s heartbeat.

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“My-Mama-Told-Me-To-Pick-This-One-And-You-Are- - -IT,” I sobbed.

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The email was titled ’IMG_5420023.’

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Clown available for parties and get-togethers!

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As I sank further from the surface, the light became dimmer and the water got dark and murky.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Wow, okay!” I exclaimed, getting into the back seat.	63
“There’s something in your eye,” she said, reaching for my face.	60
“The operation was a total success,” the surgeon beamed.	51
“Don’t be a dick, pay up!” the note attached to the box read.	49
The snowman in my back yard looks so peaceful against the winter backdrop.	47
The Obstetrician rubbed my wife’s belly with the instrument, ultimately locating our baby’s heartbeat.	42
“My-Mama-Told-Me-To-Pick-This-One-And-You-Are- - -IT,” I sobbed.	31
The email was titled ’IMG_5420023.’	30
Clown available for parties and get-togethers!	21
As I sank further from the surface, the light became dimmer and the water got dark and murky.	21