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The tabs dissolved on my tongue and I readied myself for a lengthy cerebral experience.

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“I love you, baby,” I said, my hands tangled into her flowing hair.

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I clicked the link that said “Barely legal cutie sucks teacher,” already feeling turned on.

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When my foot got caught in the large industrial press, I had no choice but to cut it off.

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Before my wife died, she made a lovely collage with words and pictures for me.

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I beamed onstage as the crowd of onlookers cheered for me.

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To our horror, my wife and I discovered that the man who raped her had moved into our neighborhood.

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The last time I saw my sister in person, she was getting into that stranger’s car.

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I’m fairly sure that one of the dolls in that pile just moved, so I set fire to the whole thing just to be safe.

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[Missed Connection] Cute soccer mom with adorable kid wearing Scooby Doo t-shirt at Barnes & Noble on Saturday

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The tabs dissolved on my tongue and I readied myself for a lengthy cerebral experience.	201
“I love you, baby,” I said, my hands tangled into her flowing hair.	182
I clicked the link that said “Barely legal cutie sucks teacher,” already feeling turned on.	138
When my foot got caught in the large industrial press, I had no choice but to cut it off.	113
Before my wife died, she made a lovely collage with words and pictures for me.	100
I beamed onstage as the crowd of onlookers cheered for me.	98
To our horror, my wife and I discovered that the man who raped her had moved into our neighborhood.	90
The last time I saw my sister in person, she was getting into that stranger’s car.	86
I’m fairly sure that one of the dolls in that pile just moved, so I set fire to the whole thing just to be safe.	74
[Missed Connection] Cute soccer mom with adorable kid wearing Scooby Doo t-shirt at Barnes & Noble on Saturday	72