/u/Kai_Daigoji's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was relieved when the circling sharks all suddenly swam away.

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My friends don't like to be called 'imaginary '. NSFW

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When the aliens arrived, they offered us the secret of eternal life.

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I join every search party; they call me their lucky charm.

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My wife and I were so excited waiting for our son's first word.

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Apparently time dilation is a possible side effect of anesthesia.

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They gave me two life sentences for what I did to my wife.

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The trail of blood led into the bathroom.

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I looked at my mangled hands, grateful that at least it was over.

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Mr Johnson must really want to keep his house secure.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was relieved when the circling sharks all suddenly swam away.	777
My friends don't like to be called 'imaginary '. NSFW	278
When the aliens arrived, they offered us the secret of eternal life.	161
I join every search party; they call me their lucky charm.	129
My wife and I were so excited waiting for our son's first word.	97
Apparently time dilation is a possible side effect of anesthesia.	91
They gave me two life sentences for what I did to my wife.	86
The trail of blood led into the bathroom.	77
I looked at my mangled hands, grateful that at least it was over.	45
Mr Johnson must really want to keep his house secure.	43