/u/KaiserArrowfield's posts
[EU] In an alternate timeline, Jack Napier does not fall into a vat of chemicals and goes on to become Gotham's most successful comedian. He doesn’t particularly care about Batman but has become a scathing critic of billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne and his company Waynetech.
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[WP] You are an immortal. In the Year of Our Lord 1022 you were buried alive surrounded on all sides by stone. Now, 1000 years later, a construction team finds you and opens your tomb while working on a minor rail project.
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[WP] Your girlfriend is a sociopath. Literally diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder. You are the only person she has ever loved or had any meaningful emotional bond with, so when you get kidnapped by the Mafia she will do ANYTHING to get you back.
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[WP] Due to the laws of physics making ship-to-ship combat difficult and expensive, battles in space are typically fought with boarding crews armed with melee and close-range weapons whose goal is to capture rather than destroy ships...
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[WP] "Welcome to Old Norse 101. My name is Eiríkr One-Eye, I am a native speaker, and I am well over 1,000 years old. I try to make this a fun class, but by Odin if any of you give me any issues I will personally duel you, and though I may be old, I will win."
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[WP] "I could give you all that power, but it must come at a price..." "Let me guess, my soul?" "No, you dumbass horror movie junkie! What the hell would I want with your soul? Mine seems like one too may sometimes. I need $250. A demon's gotta pay his rent, too!"
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[WP] A noble necromancer defends the people of a village from a corrupt, decadent prince and his mercenary army
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[WP] The zombie "apocalypse" was... anticlimactic, to say the least. Sure, one bite and, without immediate medical attention, you're toast, but even the most aggressive undead only attack when directly provoked, so they're more unnerving than dangerous...
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[WP] You are a former supervillain who reformed and decided to devote the rest of your life to helping people. Unfortunately, most Superhero Teams are understandably hesitant to let you join, so you decide to form your own league made up of yourself and other reformed supervillains.
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