/u/Kaleb2022's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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He swam through the hole in the hull of the sunken Nazi freighter, sweeping his flashlight beam in search of the shiny gold bars promised by the diary he’d discovered in his grandfather’s attic.

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"I've never been pheasant hunting before," I said to my wealthy uncle as he handed me a shotgun and led me to the front yard of the old lodge.

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Darren stood on the black and white squares and declared to the tour group, “Here, in the throne room of the castle, is where King Arkon played chess with humans instead of pieces, and some historians believe a grizzly fate awaited ‘pieces’ of the losing side.”

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"I don't usually pick up hitchhikers, but you were too pretty to pass up," grinned the trucker.

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"Don't worry, the creature is dead," said the entomologist as he approached the giant praying mantis.

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"Here's your flame thrower, Mr. Stalin," said the devil.

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"It's tough to see their pleading eyes, especially when you know they're scheduled to be put down, but nobody said running a kennel would be easy," said Rex.

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The pixie glued feathers to his body and chirped in a mocking fashion to the amusement of his chums, but soon he realized that his silly costume impeded his movements.

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The tower of stacked cars teetered and then collapsed with the roar of crashing metal and the screams of the vehicles' occupants.

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The alien strode down the space ship's ramp, his spindly arms outraised in a gesture of friendship when a hail of bullets ripped through his long, skinny torso.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He swam through the hole in the hull of the sunken Nazi freighter, sweeping his flashlight beam in search of the shiny gold bars promised by the diary he’d discovered in his grandfather’s attic.	886
"I've never been pheasant hunting before," I said to my wealthy uncle as he handed me a shotgun and led me to the front yard of the old lodge.	124
Darren stood on the black and white squares and declared to the tour group, “Here, in the throne room of the castle, is where King Arkon played chess with humans instead of pieces, and some historians believe a grizzly fate awaited ‘pieces’ of the losing side.”	85
"I don't usually pick up hitchhikers, but you were too pretty to pass up," grinned the trucker.	45
"Don't worry, the creature is dead," said the entomologist as he approached the giant praying mantis.	42
"Here's your flame thrower, Mr. Stalin," said the devil.	37
"It's tough to see their pleading eyes, especially when you know they're scheduled to be put down, but nobody said running a kennel would be easy," said Rex.	17
The pixie glued feathers to his body and chirped in a mocking fashion to the amusement of his chums, but soon he realized that his silly costume impeded his movements.	14
The tower of stacked cars teetered and then collapsed with the roar of crashing metal and the screams of the vehicles' occupants.	14
The alien strode down the space ship's ramp, his spindly arms outraised in a gesture of friendship when a hail of bullets ripped through his long, skinny torso.	13