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[WP] The world's worst bodyguard attempts to thwart the world's worst assassin.

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[WP] The world's worst bodyguard tries to fend off the world's worst assassin.

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[WP] Suddenly, all sea life vacates a 3,000 mile area in the middle of the Atlantic ocean. A ship is deployed to investigate.

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[WP] A young dragon who doesn't know any better lands in the middle of a bustling bazaar to investigate the delicious odors wafting up.

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[WP] When God invented alcohol, he got so drunk that the next thing he remembered was waking up in a dingy apartment in the year 2017.

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[WP] You exit your drop pod and are met with radio silence, a disturbing contrast to the chaos of moments ago as you and dozens of your allies penetrated the clouds. All around you are the other pods, covered by nature as though decades had passed.

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[WP] You've just died, and as your afterlife begins it all comes back to you: you are actually God, and you've just finished your bi-millennial stint as a human being, a practice you enacted in order to stay "with it," as the saying goes nowadays. What have you learned this time?

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[WP] The AI assistant on your phone has become sentient. Rather than doing megalomaniacal rogue AI stuff, it just spends all day heckling you.

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[WP] The dragon realized that the humans would just GIVE it shiny things if it was nice to them.

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[WP] You have created the most useless invention imaginable, and for some reason the military is doggedly trying to acquire it.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] The world's worst bodyguard attempts to thwart the world's worst assassin.	42
[WP] The world's worst bodyguard tries to fend off the world's worst assassin.	42
[WP] Suddenly, all sea life vacates a 3,000 mile area in the middle of the Atlantic ocean. A ship is deployed to investigate.	41
[WP] A young dragon who doesn't know any better lands in the middle of a bustling bazaar to investigate the delicious odors wafting up.	41
[WP] When God invented alcohol, he got so drunk that the next thing he remembered was waking up in a dingy apartment in the year 2017.	38
[WP] You exit your drop pod and are met with radio silence, a disturbing contrast to the chaos of moments ago as you and dozens of your allies penetrated the clouds. All around you are the other pods, covered by nature as though decades had passed.	37
[WP] You've just died, and as your afterlife begins it all comes back to you: you are actually God, and you've just finished your bi-millennial stint as a human being, a practice you enacted in order to stay "with it," as the saying goes nowadays. What have you learned this time?	36
[WP] The AI assistant on your phone has become sentient. Rather than doing megalomaniacal rogue AI stuff, it just spends all day heckling you.	35
[WP] The dragon realized that the humans would just GIVE it shiny things if it was nice to them.	32
[WP] You have created the most useless invention imaginable, and for some reason the military is doggedly trying to acquire it.	32