/u/Kaleon's posts in /r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] Everyone thinks the local pizza shop is a front for a dangerous crime lord, even actual crime lords. It isn't; it's just that the owner has unintentionally threatening mannerisms.

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[WP] Aliens have taken over the world, and nothing has really changed.

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[WP] Your guardian angel is a raging asshole... but he's got your back no matter what.

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[WP] In life, you sold your soul to as many entities as possible so that when you died they would have to fight each other for it.

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[WP] You are beginning to suspect that your blind date is stuck in a Groundhog Day style time loop.

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[WP] The dragon and the knight have been forced to switch bodies and live each other's life for a while so that they might come to an understanding and not cause so much trouble.

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[WP] There are two types of civilizations: those that discover fusion power first and take to the stars, and those that discover nuclear power first and destroy themselves. Humans are the first to subvert the trend.

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[WP] A knight captain is inspecting the latest batch of recruits, all standing in a line. The last one appears to be a dragon.

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[WP] "Let me get this straight, they'll just GIVE ME gold if I do these so-called 'jobs' for them?" the dragon demanded.

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[WP] In the future, pharmacies are run by AI that automatically fills prescriptions. As a joke you forged a prescription for “mortality,” and were surprised when the console eventually spit out a bottle labeled “Ambrosia (0.02%)”.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Everyone thinks the local pizza shop is a front for a dangerous crime lord, even actual crime lords. It isn't; it's just that the owner has unintentionally threatening mannerisms.	69
[WP] Aliens have taken over the world, and nothing has really changed.	69
[WP] Your guardian angel is a raging asshole... but he's got your back no matter what.	69
[WP] In life, you sold your soul to as many entities as possible so that when you died they would have to fight each other for it.	68
[WP] You are beginning to suspect that your blind date is stuck in a Groundhog Day style time loop.	64
[WP] The dragon and the knight have been forced to switch bodies and live each other's life for a while so that they might come to an understanding and not cause so much trouble.	63
[WP] There are two types of civilizations: those that discover fusion power first and take to the stars, and those that discover nuclear power first and destroy themselves. Humans are the first to subvert the trend.	62
[WP] A knight captain is inspecting the latest batch of recruits, all standing in a line. The last one appears to be a dragon.	61
[WP] "Let me get this straight, they'll just GIVE ME gold if I do these so-called 'jobs' for them?" the dragon demanded.	60
[WP] In the future, pharmacies are run by AI that automatically fills prescriptions. As a joke you forged a prescription for “mortality,” and were surprised when the console eventually spit out a bottle labeled “Ambrosia (0.02%)”.	57