/u/Kaleon's posts
[WP] You are a freshly summoned demon. A child kneeling on the floor gawks at you with desperate, teary eyes, and you can hear furious yelling coming from somewhere nearby.
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[WP] You have an arrangement with the demon that possessed you: you get control during the day, and they at night. One morning you awaken to a banging on your door and the word "Sorry" hastily written on your hand.
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[WP] All your life your body has moved on its own without your input, doing everything a normal person would. You've only ever been a spectator inside your own flesh. Today is different; upon waking, your body is inexplicably limp. You are in control for the first time, and you are terrified.
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[WP] Kanye West has been acting increasingly erratic. The Kanyes of the other cardinal directions, North, South, and East, meet to discuss their options.
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[WP] You accidentally purchased WinRAR. Soon after, you were contacted by a powerful secret society welcoming you to their ranks.
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[WP] Caterpillars liquefy as they transform into butterflies. You opened many, many cocoons and poured all the goo into one big synthetic cocoon. The result was not what you expected.
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[WP] One of the world's greatest assassins is a cat that takes advantage of one of the humanity's implicit laws: if a cat is sleeping on you, you cannot move.
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[WP] The Dead Man's Lottery selects one lucky ticket holder per month. This person's personal information is made public, and they must stay alive for 24 hours in order to win the money. If they are killed, the killer wins instead.
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