/u/Kalybre's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Listen, I know it's gonna be hard to believe but I just killed a 9 foot bear in some gigantic pit that I accidentally fell in."

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My new client was referred to me by the court because he says he constantly has urges to kill and eat people.

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I watched as one of our captors tortured and killed so many of the others with no sign of remorse or any other trace of human emotion on his face

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I guess we'll just have to take you home now

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All my neighbors tell me that they absolutely love that I do a fireworks display every year

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You don't know me but let me tell you something that I wasn't on this planet because somewhere else before because I went there

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Listen, I know it's gonna be hard to believe but I just killed a 9 foot bear in some gigantic pit that I accidentally fell in."	10
My new client was referred to me by the court because he says he constantly has urges to kill and eat people.	9
I watched as one of our captors tortured and killed so many of the others with no sign of remorse or any other trace of human emotion on his face	8
I guess we'll just have to take you home now	5
All my neighbors tell me that they absolutely love that I do a fireworks display every year	4
You don't know me but let me tell you something that I wasn't on this planet because somewhere else before because I went there	4
Student	4