/u/Kalybre's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Being high gives me special powers, so If I could just get high enough, I'll be able to defeat the demon that's been haunting me since I was young

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After 5 wonderful years, I was so excited to introduce the love of my life to the rest of my family

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For allowing us to torture and experiment on you for the past five years we will hold our end of the bargain by not only sparing your family, but also by rewarding them very generously

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"All lives matter!"

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I always thought it was weird that my aunt liked to wake up just to ramble on about wanting to blow up the house or set it on fire

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I took up smoking not too long ago and it might've been the best decision I ever made

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All of my friends were frantically grabbing for anything they could get a hold of, my hands, hair, anything they could reach that would help keep the floorboards from sucking me under

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Sometimes I have these horrific nightmares that I'm tied up so tight and I can never escape

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Our aunt was the first one to tell us the rumor of how the strange guy in our neighborhood once kidnapped a kid and dismembered them as a sacrifice to the dark lord.

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I nearly pissed myself when I thought I heard my late father whispering about me like he would when he was asleep.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Being high gives me special powers, so If I could just get high enough, I'll be able to defeat the demon that's been haunting me since I was young	28
After 5 wonderful years, I was so excited to introduce the love of my life to the rest of my family	27
For allowing us to torture and experiment on you for the past five years we will hold our end of the bargain by not only sparing your family, but also by rewarding them very generously	25
"All lives matter!"	19
I always thought it was weird that my aunt liked to wake up just to ramble on about wanting to blow up the house or set it on fire	18
I took up smoking not too long ago and it might've been the best decision I ever made	18
All of my friends were frantically grabbing for anything they could get a hold of, my hands, hair, anything they could reach that would help keep the floorboards from sucking me under	16
Sometimes I have these horrific nightmares that I'm tied up so tight and I can never escape	12
Our aunt was the first one to tell us the rumor of how the strange guy in our neighborhood once kidnapped a kid and dismembered them as a sacrifice to the dark lord.	11
I nearly pissed myself when I thought I heard my late father whispering about me like he would when he was asleep.	10