/u/Kancho_Ninja's posts
[WP] you're an immortal. Every time your body dies, your soul transfers to the nearest human. After a global apocalypse your soul flies across a vast distance and you open your eyes on another world.
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[WP] Adventure! Destiny! Stupid puns that drive you nuts! You hate the goddess that summoned you to this world. Last week you fought an evil chef, a Saucecerer. This week it's an ice mage with a pet dragon. A Blizard Wizard on a Lizard.
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[WP] When you were a teenager, you wished life were more like D&D and it came true. Now every time you reach a critical decision in life dice appear and you have to roll to determine the outcome. You have an important job interview in 4 hours.
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[WP] You are the Head Janitor of an intergalactic waystation. You and your crew are responsible for the sanitation needs of dozens of species as they pass through to their next destination. Tell us about your biggest challenge and how you overcame it.
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[WP] He's your favourite customer, buying duct tape, tarps, hacksaw blades, and quicklime, regular as clockwork. A few days after his purchase, someone always goes missing. You know what's up and ignore it, until one day he solicits you for off-the-clock help.
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[WP] When the alien ship crashed on your property and you risked your life to rescue the survivors, you said "I'm nobody special, I'm just just an average guy. Anyone would have done the same" And that's why the aliens insisted that only you could be the Human ambassador to their planet.
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[EU] You're enjoying a quiet day at the lake when a strange woman rises from the water and tosses you a sword. "You're king now," she says, and slips back under. You're not sure a sword tossed at you by some watery tart is a foundation for a government.
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[WP] Every child is born with an instruction manual which explains how to best raise them (don't let them have a cellphone until 16, etc). You child's manual is filled with strange entries: Allow them to play with the Fairies, make sure they drink at least one dragons tear, etc.
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[WP] After hearing that most people have never travelled outside their home state, you decide to visit the neighboring state. Two hours after crossing the border everything has turned into a wasteland that shouldn't be there, the GPS doesn't work, and you're running low on fuel.
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