/u/Kancho_Ninja's posts
[WP] Ever since you decided to get back in shape, you’ve been taking the stairs instead of the elevator. You have no idea how far down you went before you realised the stairs didn’t stop at the ground floor like usual.
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[WP] Insurance companies don't cover "Acts of God". You're a claims adjuster who investigates the not insignificant number of other metaphysical agencies that cause problems.
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[WP] You have a backpack full of cards and a glowing portal just interrupted your game night. When you awaken your backpack is gone and your head is filled with M:TG spells. Until you link your land cards to physical locations you have no mana and limited spells.
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[WP] Mental toxins concentrate in human waste too, which can manifest as twisted monstrosities if left undisturbed. As a 32° Plumber, you've been called by the local Freemasons to deal with a problem that manifested under their centuries old guild house. Time to train the apprentices properly.
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[EU] After considering your extensive record and aggressive tendencies, the court gives you a choice: 20 years in Azkaban, or be sorted in the Wizarding Military.
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[WP] You just wanted to escape your past and start over, so you forged a new identity and became Jay Martin. Six months later your apartment is visited in the middle of the night by a dozen men who whisk you away in a convoy of armored vans. "Doctor Martin, there's been an incident..."
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[CW] You've fallen in love with a wonderful girl and want to romance her - but you're blind. You can't use visual compliments and flirt like other guys, you can't read her body language to guess how she's feeling.
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[EU] someone has stolen 10,000lbs of military grade combat sugar from the KND. You've got to find it before adults start putting it in their coffee and become more productive than ever.
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[WP] You're a researcher at an arctic outpost, trapped by hungry polar bears, and rescue is a month away. A fellow researcher has just been discovered dead, murdered. Solve the mystery and you might survive the next four weeks - if the bears don't get you.
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