/u/Kancho_Ninja's posts
[WP] an unexpected discovery is made with the world's first time machine - it can't go more than about 6000 years in the past.
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[WP] The buyer is lying to the seller, who's lying to the shipper, who's lying to the distributor, who's lying to the manufacturer, who's lying to production. You're lying to all of them, trying to untangle the web of deceit.
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[WP] Your friend convinced you to try Fung Shui to get rid of the negative aura surrounding your house. You messed it up. Badly.
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[WP] A modern day warlock realises that Santa Claus is the "spirit" of Christmas and summons him for nefarious purposes. Santa maliciously complies with his wishes, teaching him valuable lessons about the spirit of the season.
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[EU] Good News Everyone! I've found...er, invented a device that opens portals to other dimensions. Our first delivery is to C-137, so get moving!
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[WP] Merry Christmas! Knowing how much you love science, your parents went all out this year - a 'lil Genius Chemistry set, a real surplus military Microscope, and something called a "Genuine Dark Energy experimentation laboratory".
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[WP] Random mundane items are being enchanted with magical powers. So far you have found a Mouthwash of Persuasion, which might be useful for finding other items and avoiding other Collectors.
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[WP] Apparently, there's a real Miss Universe pageant, and Earth has been invited to submit a contestant.
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[WP] Welcome to the New World Economy! Nearly everyone has a personal android that provides income by working a 9-5 job. Yours is a lazy slacker just can't seem to get motivated.
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[WP] Everyone in the world was magically sorted into different walled sections by race, creed, religion, politics, sexual preference, etc. Five decades have passed since "The Sorting". You've just reached the age of majority, and have an overwhelming urge to migrate to a different section.
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