/u/Kancho_Ninja's posts
[WP] the rats have enslaved the mice for generations and have grown lazy and complacent. You are Rasputin de Mouse, and you are the leader of the Cheese Revolution.
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[WP] Everyone heard the words at the same time, in their native tongue, echoing inside their skulls at 98 decibels. *GOD MODE ENABLED*
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[WP] 🎵 There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found...🎵 After buying an old hat for your amateur magic show, you discover it's really magic - and possessed by a spirit with OCD.
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[WP][EU] You are a broken Jumper. Instead of cleanly teleporting, you create a new body and leave a corpse behind. Your biggest problem isn't the government, it's the necrophiliac and cannibal cults chasing you.
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[WP] In your youth a Púca took you on a nightmarish ride hoping to terrorise you. When you refused to dismount it went wild until it was exhausted, and offered three rides anywhere in exchange for freedom. You’re an old man now and your days are numbered. You summon the Púca for one final ride.
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[WP] The Church has always been in the business of selling miracles, and guarantee results. All you could afford was a $5 miracle, but it had enormous consequences.
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[WP] New regulations make it impossible to discharge college debt for any reason. Even death is no excuse, as technology now exists to revive you as a zombie to work it off.
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[WP] You thought that being a supervillian would be tough with the constant fights against the forces of good. You were wrong. Ninety percent of your problems are caused by jealous rivals.
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[WP] You've never quite fit in, no matter how hard you tried. It all clicks into place one day when you discover a box of photos hidden in your parents closet - pictures of your father rescuing a baby from a crashed spaceship.
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