/u/Kancho_Ninja's posts
My kids were watching Johnny Test this morning and an evil villain was holding his sisters captive in a "tickle machine". Is it possible to be tickled to death? Or do you eventually become desensitized?
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[WP] A humble Alchemist in a small town prepares for bed, and his young child demands a bedtime story. With an exaggerated sigh, he settles next to their bed and begins. “Once upon a time there was a fearsome Robot who went berserk, and a dashing Computer Scientist with the most nimble fingers…”
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[WP] You manage a large hydroelectric dam and for the last fifty years someone has called every December and said “Dead pool in 2025”. It seems they have called other places as well and their predictions were 100% accurate. When they call this year, you ask to meet them - and they agree.
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[WP] when the last dungeon was cleared, magic waned and the adventure economy built around magic materials collapsed. A century later dozens of dungeons emerged, stronger than ever. The kingdom argues over summoning heros or training up citizens.
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[WP] After purchasing an art deco headband at an estate sale, you try it on and everything goes dark. “Welcome to the Game: 1) You will be assigned a random human Avatar to influence using telepathy 2) You must complete the assigned quests 3) Your Avatar must never suspect you are a human 4) …
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[WP] In the future, most objects are equipped with Real People Personalities. Automatic doors, cars, vending machines, etc. Apparently, your (lack) of a love life has attracted their sympathy and clumsy matchmaking abilities.
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New Year's Resolutions are deadly serious affairs because if you fail, you drop dead - but the greater the vow, the greater the reward granted by the universe if you succeed. You awaken on New Year's day, the geas of the vow ticking down inside your head: 365 days, 15 hours, 52 minutes remaining...
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[WP] one day you notice your shadow is missing. When it reappears, it's like a negative image - pure white.
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