/u/Kancho_Ninja's posts
[WP] It's called "Berenstein Syndrome" and it occurs when alternate realities fail to merge completely. The morning news is in a tizzy because half the population is misremembering a major historical event. And you? You've got work to do.
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[WP] the tooth fairy trades teeth for coins that grant minor wishes. Most children use them for puppies or sacks of candy. You've saved yours all these years for an occasion when a little magic would be helpful. Tonight, you need to spend your first coin.
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[WP] The vacant lot has always been empty, except when it isn't. Sometimes a derelict house appears but no one seems to notice or care. It appeared twice when you were a teen and each time the town was wracked by strange, murderous events. Visiting your parents, you notice the house has reappeared.
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[WP] The last straw was when you noticed the bumper sticker on your mum's car "My son is a Hero in another world". Weeks later, you've managed to cross worlds, depose the Demon Lord, and now you're gonna kick your brother's ass old-school.
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[WP] People don’t die of old age anymore, tending to switch careers instead of retiring. After a series of deaths and unexplained disappearances in the small city, you pull a box from your attic. Inside are your service weapons and the Bounty Hunters guild license you haven’t used in decades.
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[WP] Henchmen don't die, they respawn back at Henchman Inc. to allot their points, level up, and await reassignment. You're just 1 level shy of being forced to graduate, choose a villainous career path, and start paying back all the henching loans.
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[WP] When the universe started glitching, there was no more denying that we lived in a simulation. But it was very disheartening to discover the universe that created ours was abandoned and also glitching.
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[WP] after the great war, the empire crumbled and fell into a dark age for two centuries. Honourably discharged after years of service, your superior officer approaches you with a lucrative proposal: Travel the old, disused trade routes around the remains of the empire and report your discoveries.
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[WP] Magic requires specialisation, so choosing to be a Wizard denies you the path of Sorcerer. Reaching the peak of your class, you decide to reincarnate and try to master another. After several “accidents” it’s apparent that someone is targeting your reincarnations to end your existence entirely.
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