/u/Kancho_Ninja's posts
[WP] You wished on a star that summer would never end, that the Monday would never come, that you'd never have to go to back to school. It came true.
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[WP] Every day is the same. An endless repetition of monotony. A faceless stranger runs into you, shoving you into a narrow alley before darting past and running away. As you stand in the unfamiliar environment, your mind begins to awaken, as if you were emerging from some strange and boring dream.
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[WP] When the cult leader died he came back as a zombie, which impressed a lot of people and caused cult membership to explode. You’re part of a task force formed to eliminate these peaceful and virulent undead spreading their dogma across the land.
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[WP] Shoulder angels and demons. Everyone has them. Yours? Yours are an old married couple who bicker all the time like codependent grandparents. Even though their advice is usually pretty good, it's a struggle to get it and you've had enough - you want to swap them out.
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[WP] You've always had bad luck. Things break, computers malfunction, arguments start. Things start looking good, and then crap always happens. Visiting your senile grandfather, you discover it's an old family curse - and there may be a way to lift it.
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[WP] You're the pilot for the first FTL test flight from Earth to Mars. A minor malfunction lands you thousands of light years away, lost. You detect a weak radio signal in a strange language. Do you: A) Try to return to Earth. B) Send out a distress signal. C) Follow the radio signal.
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[WP] the old garden shed had been on the family farm for generations and you decided to tear it down. Underneath you discover a large slab of stone, inscribed with dozens of languages: Do Not Remove.
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[WP] Legend said you would gain incredible magic by absorbing the Tome of the Mad Sage. The reality is knowledge of 777 spells that have ridiculous names and vague explanations of what they do.
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[WP] Aliens don't experience emotions like Humans so its difficult to understand their motives. That's why the Alien Diplomacy Bureau was created and filled with psychopaths like you, who are master manipulators of emotions. Your job today is to secure a trade route through Grell territory.
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