/u/Karlosmdq's posts
[WP] You: "I'm sorry Sr, but without a credit score, no bank accounts on your name or any other assets it won't be possible to approve a loan", Superman: "but... but... I'm Superman, I already prove it to you"
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[WP] Your TV cursed you to reply to every question you are asked with a movie quote, including singing and dancing if it belongs to a musical.
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[WP] You are a TV presenter that for twenty years commented on cooking shows with a discreet success, but since you started your new job commenting on WWE shows you have become super famous, your catch phrase "it's cooking time!" is now a trademark
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[WP] You are trying to explain to your manager (Crossroads Demon Area Manager) why you took someone's internet history as insurance for a deal
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[WP] For the last two years your soul has been trying to make you sneeze to go back your body, because no one said "bless you" the last time
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[WP] You have the ability to incarcerate criminals inside paintings by drawing them. One night some of your paintings are stolen.
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