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[WP] The colour of your eyes determines your magic affinity (green for nature, blue for cold and brown for earth) and your social status (brown for plebs, green for healers traders and blue for royalty). You are a fugitive because you refused to kill your daughter because she has black eyes
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[WP] You've been summoned, again, by your great great grand niece, must be Tuesday, you hate Tuesdays, Tuesdays means is maths homework, but you vowed to help the family so as an ancestor you have to be there, even if it means maths.
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[WP] You slowly take out the "Living History VR Helmet" and take a look at your classmates, aliens and humans alike are looking at you in surprise, you smile and say - It's not what it looks like -, the teacher says - looks like you were alive 3000 years ago during the Napoleonic wars -
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[WP] You are seating in your cubicle arguing with yourself, on one hand you have irrefutable proof that you are not crazy and your boss is actually three kids in a trench coat, but on the other hand he/they are the best boss anyone has had ever.
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[WP] You though that becoming a Werewolf was the solution to your introversion problems, but since you got bitten there is dog hair everywhere in your house, you can't go outside because you start chasing cars and, on top of it, you are now convinced your mailman wants to kill you.
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[WP] The spaceship was preparing for its final approach to the home planet, it was the culmination of a 300 million years journey. The Captain looks at the screen and what he sees makes him twitch his dozens of appendages, who were those creatures? Where were the Trilobites cities?
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[WP] Your kids try to explain it to you once again but you still can't understand how charging other kids for "protection" in video games for some gold coins can be profitable or even mafia business, although by the amount of money they made it seems to work.
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[WP] The zombie apocalypse wasn't that bad at first, after all zombies are quite slow and dumb, problem was when the old time superheroes started to come back, suddenly there were flying zombies, laser eyes zombies, superfast zombies, all we could do was retreat underground hoping for a miracle
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[WP] You are very confused looking at the woman laying in the ground of your back yard, she is wearing strange clothes with metallic parts, cords connecting them and a square glass on her forearm, she wakes up and still confused asks where she is and what date it is, you answer: London, 18 June 1826
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