/u/Karlosmdq's posts
[WP] You quickly find out why that legendary armor set was left alone. It makes you invincible yes, but also you can not remove it and it's continuously shouting unnecessary advice like a deranged sports fan, it's been over a year now and your sanity is not what it used to be
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[WP] Guy robbing you: give me your jokes! - You: ... I'm sorry, what? - robber: your jokes! Give me all your jokes, now!
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[WP] After narrowly escaping from more than a dozen mortal accidents you get sued by Death for breach of contract.
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[WP] A year ago you finally made it into the secret service, but your dreams of being a secret agent and run dangerous missions were quickly killed when you were assigned to the accountancy department, more specifically approving the ridiculous and over the top expenses of the "real" secret agents
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[WP] You were born on February 30 due to an extra day being added to correct the calendar, and all your life the 12 Zodiac Sign Gods have tried to make you choose one of them to be your sign and rule your destiny.
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[WP] The most difficult part of life for you? Finding love, not because you were cursed to only fall in love with Supervillians, but because of the idiotic Superheros that will swoop in and "rescue" you every time. But not this time, this time you have a plan.
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[WP] My Lord, they are here and I'm afraid the reports were right, they have regenerative powers, they can consume poisonous and even corrosive beberages, this so called humans even breath the fuel of stars!
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[WP] In the future, much like you do now with movies, you can download "experiences" were you "live" through someone else's memories, you just downloaded a file named "1969-Buzz-Aldrin-real-lunar-landing"
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[WP] The letter started "With heavy heart..." and continued along stating that your father died in combat 4 months ago, but if that is true, who is the person seated in the other room watching the news?
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