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As a cook I love halloween.

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I always make sure to look both ways before I cross the road

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While I was browsing a gore sight, I clicked on an upcoming livestream.

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I've always given great advice for hide and seek

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They said it would take 10 to 15 minutes to complete my blood donation and said my donation would save dozens of lives.

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As the parents leave for the night I was nervous for my first night of babysitting.

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I'm looking to buy a new son.

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"All it takes is a drop or two of botulinum toxin to kill a person." I reminded myself.

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My friend texted me "hey want to come over and cook with my family."

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"Silly little brother, your feet are poking out from behind the curtains" I said pulling the curtains away.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As a cook I love halloween.	103
I always make sure to look both ways before I cross the road	47
While I was browsing a gore sight, I clicked on an upcoming livestream.	45
I've always given great advice for hide and seek	39
They said it would take 10 to 15 minutes to complete my blood donation and said my donation would save dozens of lives.	36
As the parents leave for the night I was nervous for my first night of babysitting.	30
I'm looking to buy a new son.	17
"All it takes is a drop or two of botulinum toxin to kill a person." I reminded myself.	13
My friend texted me "hey want to come over and cook with my family."	11
"Silly little brother, your feet are poking out from behind the curtains" I said pulling the curtains away.	10