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It takes 5 minutes to walk to the liquor store, but 30 minutes to get back.

216 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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I own an escape room

63 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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A genie gave me a wish

29 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I kissed my crush today.

20 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I made a deal with a witch, I could become immortal at the cost of one of my organs.

16 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I couldn't breathe, couldnt move and was in pain.

14 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I was late to school, I ran through the corridors and stopped my the door of my class.

10 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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This dripping is driving me insane, my mind is fading away

10 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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"We're going to visit grandma!" I said to my kid.

10 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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My grandma was yelling at me for using my phone "You kids use too much tec-"

6 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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