/u/Kenhamef's posts
[WP] You were born cursed to only speak in rhyme. You tell your grandchildren the story of your life. In your old age, the kids think you’re crazy; but they don’t know your past was amazing.
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[WP] When you bought your first house, the realtor never told you it came pre-packed with a roommate. She also never told you the roommate was non-human, or that you couldn’t get rid of them, no matter what you tried.
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[WP] You’re the best doctor in the country. The person you hate most gets into a horrid car accident and is in critical condition, under your care.
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[WP] They mocked you your entire life for being the "worst superhero". Nobody appreciated you for 20 years. That is, until the nukes fell. Now it's your time to shine! Go get em, Cockroach Man!
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[WP] A high-ranking priest your whole life, you die and go to heaven. You meet God and find out he's a total asshole, and what's worse, you have to work with him every day tormenting the world of the living.
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[WP] You wake up to a world in which everyone thinks everything you say is correct. Not only that, but they think it's some sort of masterful, beautiful, artistic speech, like they were listening to the Messiah speaking to them.
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[WP] You awaken to find yourself in someone else’s body. You come out and tell their family, but they’re someone else as well. You find everyone has been transported to someone else’s body.
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