/u/Kenhamef's posts
[WP] You're a window cleaner in a big corporate building. One day, you're cleaning one of the windows on the higher floors when, through it, you see something outlandish you weren't meant to see...
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[WP] After you get off your plane for your trip to Peru, you find Guy Fieri greeting you right outside the door. Before you can say anything, he says "Welcome to Flavortown, dude!"
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[WP] On Halloween, everyone suddenly turned into whoever or whatever their costumes were meant to be permanently and gained their powers and abilities. You wish you had chosen a better costume...
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[WP] Year 5929. You're offered a ghostwriting position for good money, writing the autobiography for a very famous actor, Glorp Yas Varily. Problem is, you're only proficient in writing poetry.
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[WP] You thought building a new city from scratch would be easy, what with all your builders being reality-bending wizards and whatnot. You didn't realize how stupid they were until it was too late, though.
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[WP] As you stand on the cliffside with your sword in hand, bleeding and exhausted before your mortal enemy in the same state, you manage to mutter through your pants "A simple divorce would have been easier, don't you think?"
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[WP] You have always been the loser, your whole life, for 20 years. On your 21st birthday you wake up to cheers and love; suddenly you're the most popular person in the world, and everyone unexplainably loves you. Sometimes a little too much.
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[EU] It was impossible. You had just shot him dead in the other room, but now here he was, perfectly healthy and standing alive in front of you, holding a pool cue as a weapon. As the fear sets into you, he mocks you: “Hahahahaha, Gaaary!”
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