/u/Kenhamef's posts
[WP] You are cursed: You must make at least one new friend every single day of your life. If you fail to do so, you will die at midnight.
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[WP] God is actually just a role that’s secretly passed around from human to human every week, with the powers being passed as well. This week it’s your turn.
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[WP] An alien lands in the backyard of a house. The owner goes and meets the alien, who says “Take me to your leader.” The homeowner, an insufferable philosopher, responds: “What is a leader?”
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[WP] The person you thought was your soulmate breaks up with you. Sad and alone, you decide to try a blind dating app and really hit it off with someone. Arriving at your first date, you find it’s… your ex.
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[WP] You just started working as a clown. In your first meeting at the World Clown Association, you discover all clowns are secretly evil murderous monsters, and you're the only normal human there. Fearing for your life, you pretend to belong.
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[WP] You die after living an unremarkable life. Satan greets you: “Good! You made it through the third circle. Alright, please step through that door over there to start with the fourth circle.”
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[WP] You are deaf, but you can read people's minds, and nobody knows this. One day you meet another deaf person, and when you read their mind, it says "What the hell? You can read me too?"
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[WP] You’re an ancient prophet about to found the church of the one true peaceful religion. Suddenly a time traveler from 5000 years in the future stops you, and asks you to come to the future to see the horrible world your followers created.
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[WP] "Thank you for the armor, master smith!" you say, as you leave the store. The legendary master Borgnair had crafter the ultimate piece of protective equipment: a pair of black-rimmed glasses. "You wouldn't hit a man with glasses!" you tell yourself, as you depart to defeat Dark Lord Aelosoth.
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