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"Lebron James will never hurt me," I whispered repeatedly, in dark bedroom.

48 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I finally found the 3 glowing white doors and finally managed to escape the twisted maze dimension I'd been stuck in.

37 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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My six year old son handed me a list of people he wanted to invite for his birthday party, and I laughed when I noticed that some of the people were fictional.

36 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I found it cute that my girlfriend got me Pokémon cards again for my birthday.

31 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I was having so much fun stealing prizes at the arcade after I learned how to stop time

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"You're not supposed to be here," said the thing that just came through my bedroom window.

25 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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The woman who can command me hasn't been born yet.

25 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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She patted my head and told me everything was going to be alright.

24 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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The witch thought she was fattening me up by giving me loads of candy.

23 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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As I felt a fellow bodybuilder’s muscles I asked him, “Damn, how’d you get so muscular?”

20 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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