/u/Khaelesh's posts
[WP]An ill man on the street goes up to you 'Yahweh, do you know him?' being funny you answer 'Of course I know him, he's me.' At that moment something unlocks in your brain, since Jesus you've been reincarnating yourself to avoid the trauma of crucifixion. Now it's time to get back to work.
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[WP] It is the year 1898, the martian people have been gearing up to take over the blue marble one planet over for decades. And you are the microbiologist trying to stop them making a terrible terrible mistake.
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[WP]You have discovered you have superpowers, by shouting at any animal that isn't human another super, the animal will obey you instantly. You discovered this when shouting at your cat "hold still so I can f*cking help you sh*thead". The supervillain had no idea what he was doing when he hit a zoo.
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[WP]Cthulhu, as current leader of the council of eldritch entities, looks on with horror. Humanity, having advanced far enough scientifically and culturally that alien species react in the expected manner, has just barged into the eldritch council and demanded their, well deserved, seat.
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[WP] You are the Greatest Defender of the Fantastical city when word reaches you an army of undead is coming lead by a necromancer of terrible power. On arrival you notice something strange. All the undead carry farming and gardening implements, the Necromancer gives a single, strange, ultimatum.
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[WP] An alien invasion of Earth was repulsed, and in the ensuing negotiations it's discovered they came here for one thing... our trash. One mans trash is an aliens treasure.
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[CW] The human race is facing annihilation, you have build a machine that can stop it but it's use will instantly slay half the human race at random to power it. Every survivor will know who you are and will despise you and your family to the utmost for all time,
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[WP] They're coming for you, in great numbers, but not for the reason you think. Only you can save them from the light.
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