/u/Kidlike101's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "Hello and thank you for playing the game Life. Before you start your next playthrough please take a few minutes to fill out this customer satisfaction survey to improve your future experiences."
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[WP] This year every trick-or-treater that rings your doorbell is an adult in suspiciously flawless cosplay. Your candy supply as well as your tolerance are running low.
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[WP] You run a PR firm and your new client is Satan. He wants you to fix Hell's image after that Dante fiasco.
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[WP] Since your near death experience you've started to see odd horned people whispering in the ears of those around you. People always get nasty or depressed after that so today you're confronting a horned one.
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[WP] As a cat you've always been able to see the Reaper. He's visited you a few times at this point. Today however he's hanging around your human and looking at an hourglass. Nobody takes away what's yours!
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[WP] You died trying to rescue a puppy. You and it walk down an empty road until you reach a pearly gate with the sign (NO PETS ALLOWED) The keeper stares at the pup angry.
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[WP] Everyone that worked here seemed to be happy... all the time. Nobody every spoke bad of the company, EVER. Nobody ever quits. Now, as you look through the files you know why.
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[WP] In the land of the Drow night is eternal. The streets are littered with soft eternal flames to light the way. And then you moved in and hung charismas lights all over your house!
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