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I didn't know my new neighbors had a toddler.

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My son came to me complaining that the scratch on his knee itched and hurt, I put antibiotic ointment on it, kissed it all better, and sent him off to play again.

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I know it's called hand sanitizer

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Being 14, Emily knew her chances for adoption were dwindling.

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"I'll see you soon hun, gotta go, I'm about to pick up dinner."

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"Mom, why do you keep killing my brothers and sisters?"

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"Time to feed the critters."

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"Yes, Mr. Smith, we'll keep your wife on life support until the baby is born."

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I held the small silver key in my hand, I was a home owner.

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The warm tropical breeze and the sound of the waves washing ashore were peaceful.

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