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I was always told to check the backseat of my car for intruders when I got in.

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The Psychic told me I will murder my significant other.

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"Look Dad, she has the same first and last name as I do," my daughter spoke, smiling at the television.

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'They won't take me that easily', I think to myself on death row as I eat my final meal, a peanut butter sandwich.

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I close my eyes as finally my kids leave me alone and I have a moment of peace.

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Apparently repeating yourself is a sign of insanity, but I don't really believe it.

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I realised as I heard footsteps down the hall that the restraining order didn't work.

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We're a simple family that lives by one simple rule, that rule being always let the police in whenever they're at the door.

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As a cop, it's always hard to look over a domestic violence crime scene.

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My daughter and I stood hand in hand as we watched the funeral come to a close.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was always told to check the backseat of my car for intruders when I got in.	10565	TwoSentenceHorror
The Psychic told me I will murder my significant other.	153	TwoSentenceHorror
"Look Dad, she has the same first and last name as I do," my daughter spoke, smiling at the television.	150	TwoSentenceHorror
'They won't take me that easily', I think to myself on death row as I eat my final meal, a peanut butter sandwich.	110	TwoSentenceHorror
I close my eyes as finally my kids leave me alone and I have a moment of peace.	74	TwoSentenceHorror
Apparently repeating yourself is a sign of insanity, but I don't really believe it.	55	TwoSentenceHorror
I realised as I heard footsteps down the hall that the restraining order didn't work.	52	TwoSentenceHorror
We're a simple family that lives by one simple rule, that rule being always let the police in whenever they're at the door.	52	TwoSentenceHorror
As a cop, it's always hard to look over a domestic violence crime scene.	34	TwoSentenceHorror
My daughter and I stood hand in hand as we watched the funeral come to a close.	17	TwoSentenceHorror