/u/King_Pinguino's posts

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It's very strange, mommy and daddy are never THIS tired when they come back from spending the night at their friend's house.

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Driving down the highway at late dusk with very few cars around is one of the best experiences I've ever had.

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People ask why I always keep my head down when I walk, and I always explain it just makes life a little easier.

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I watched my son eagerly skipping along, clutching his backpack, ready to start his first day at school.

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I watched on in paralysing fear as the gargantuan monster leveled entire buildings in it's wake, and I knew we had no chance to stop it from destroying more.

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I lead my brave and loyal troops onward into battle, determined to end this war in the name of democracy and freedom.

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Daddy bought some more of his special juice today!

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Red on yellow, safe for fellows, red on black, killer of Jack.

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"Mommy, I had a scary dream," proclaimed the young son, searching for the comfort of his mother's warm embrace and soothing words.

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I thought sneaking out would be a good way to escape him once and for all, but now it's cold, it's raining and I can't find my way home.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It's very strange, mommy and daddy are never THIS tired when they come back from spending the night at their friend's house.	371	TwoSentenceHorror
Driving down the highway at late dusk with very few cars around is one of the best experiences I've ever had.	94	TwoSentenceHorror
People ask why I always keep my head down when I walk, and I always explain it just makes life a little easier.	25	TwoSentenceHorror
I watched my son eagerly skipping along, clutching his backpack, ready to start his first day at school.	23	TwoSentenceHorror
I watched on in paralysing fear as the gargantuan monster leveled entire buildings in it's wake, and I knew we had no chance to stop it from destroying more.	19	TwoSentenceHorror
I lead my brave and loyal troops onward into battle, determined to end this war in the name of democracy and freedom.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
Daddy bought some more of his special juice today!	11	TwoSentenceHorror
Red on yellow, safe for fellows, red on black, killer of Jack.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
"Mommy, I had a scary dream," proclaimed the young son, searching for the comfort of his mother's warm embrace and soothing words.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
I thought sneaking out would be a good way to escape him once and for all, but now it's cold, it's raining and I can't find my way home.	3	TwoSentenceHorror