/u/KinglerKong's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Today I wanted to give you a hands on education about the importance of fighting climate change” he said as he turned the thermostat up a degree

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As a photo tech, I am required by law to report any pictures of violent or sexual crimes.

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When I was a kid I used to put two mirrors across from each other and make an infinite hallway

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After realizing that little prick hadn’t wrecked my tires with whatever was in the box he threw in front of me was I decided to check what it was in my rear view

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Inside you there are two wolves

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After scratching through my skull, I was finally able to pinch the tail of the worm that had burrowed in my brain but I wasn’t prepared for what I saw when I pulled it out.

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My parents forced me to have plastic surgery when I was child to hide the truth about where they got me.

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I was always afraid of being buried alive so I told my family that I wanted to be buried with a bell on my grave just in case.

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I thought the mermaids had come to save me from drowning when I saw them swimming up to me.

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As the devil walked away from Johnny, now short one golden fiddle, he couldn’t help but smile.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Today I wanted to give you a hands on education about the importance of fighting climate change” he said as he turned the thermostat up a degree	415
As a photo tech, I am required by law to report any pictures of violent or sexual crimes.	374
When I was a kid I used to put two mirrors across from each other and make an infinite hallway	343
After realizing that little prick hadn’t wrecked my tires with whatever was in the box he threw in front of me was I decided to check what it was in my rear view	326
Inside you there are two wolves	222
After scratching through my skull, I was finally able to pinch the tail of the worm that had burrowed in my brain but I wasn’t prepared for what I saw when I pulled it out.	219
My parents forced me to have plastic surgery when I was child to hide the truth about where they got me.	194
I was always afraid of being buried alive so I told my family that I wanted to be buried with a bell on my grave just in case.	190
I thought the mermaids had come to save me from drowning when I saw them swimming up to me.	165
As the devil walked away from Johnny, now short one golden fiddle, he couldn’t help but smile.	148