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That stupid life guard told me that I can’t swim in the ocean if I get nosebleeds in the water, but he probably just hates me because I’m a kid

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Grandpas remains were spread across the family farm with all his loved ones in attendance.

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The Ship of Theseus is a thought experiment that asks if something is the same after all of its original pieces have been replaced.

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I regret telling my kid that you eat an average of eight spiders while you’re sleeping every year

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They always said my grandpa looked just like me when he was my age.

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When the stranger knocked on my door to tell me about a box with a button that would give the person who presses it a million dollars but a person they didn’t know would die, I told him I would never play such a sick game.

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After twisting around in my chair trying to stretch my back, I finally felt a pop.

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When we ate the bodies of the dead after the crash, we justified it by saying we would have starved otherwise.

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I thought they were trying to be edgy when they named them Gen X

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As punishment for kidnapping the princess, the king had the monster flayed alive and it’s hide put on display as a warning.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
That stupid life guard told me that I can’t swim in the ocean if I get nosebleeds in the water, but he probably just hates me because I’m a kid	140
Grandpas remains were spread across the family farm with all his loved ones in attendance.	134
The Ship of Theseus is a thought experiment that asks if something is the same after all of its original pieces have been replaced.	98
I regret telling my kid that you eat an average of eight spiders while you’re sleeping every year	85
They always said my grandpa looked just like me when he was my age.	84
When the stranger knocked on my door to tell me about a box with a button that would give the person who presses it a million dollars but a person they didn’t know would die, I told him I would never play such a sick game.	70
After twisting around in my chair trying to stretch my back, I finally felt a pop.	64
When we ate the bodies of the dead after the crash, we justified it by saying we would have starved otherwise.	53
I thought they were trying to be edgy when they named them Gen X	48
As punishment for kidnapping the princess, the king had the monster flayed alive and it’s hide put on display as a warning.	47