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I ran into my wife’s arms as soon as I got home from work today.

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Nobody cried the day we buried my racist old grandfather.

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I couldn’t help but chuckle when this idiot told me he’d come find me when he got out after I sentenced him to four life sentences consecutively, two life sentences concurrently, and 250 years in prison.

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Being able to speak with dogs always sounds like a gift when you tell people about it

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I’ll admit we had our concerns about giving AI access to the controls of the telescope to record deep space

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I started to sob when the psycho told my mom she had to choose which of her children would die but my mother and sister stayed strong

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I thought his bad grammar was cute when my four year old said “I sawed a dog today, mommy”

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As they dragged the screaming Prince across the checkered floor to the altar at the other end he yelled out “Why?”

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All I have left of my mother is the tear stained letter she gave me before she pushed me into the escape pod and launched me into space.

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They say that sometimes after somebody is decapitated, the body and head will continue to move for a few seconds.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I ran into my wife’s arms as soon as I got home from work today.	5643	TwoSentenceHorror
Nobody cried the day we buried my racist old grandfather.	2860	TwoSentenceHorror
I couldn’t help but chuckle when this idiot told me he’d come find me when he got out after I sentenced him to four life sentences consecutively, two life sentences concurrently, and 250 years in prison.	1619	TwoSentenceHorror
Being able to speak with dogs always sounds like a gift when you tell people about it	1434	TwoSentenceHorror
I’ll admit we had our concerns about giving AI access to the controls of the telescope to record deep space	1324	TwoSentenceHorror
I started to sob when the psycho told my mom she had to choose which of her children would die but my mother and sister stayed strong	1104	TwoSentenceHorror
I thought his bad grammar was cute when my four year old said “I sawed a dog today, mommy”	1032	TwoSentenceHorror
As they dragged the screaming Prince across the checkered floor to the altar at the other end he yelled out “Why?”	557	TwoSentenceHorror
All I have left of my mother is the tear stained letter she gave me before she pushed me into the escape pod and launched me into space.	437	TwoSentenceHorror
They say that sometimes after somebody is decapitated, the body and head will continue to move for a few seconds.	433	TwoSentenceHorror