/u/Kiran_Stone's posts
[WP] "Understand that the reasons why we are asking you to do this are top secret. But believe us when we tell you that it is of the utmost urgency that you write us the greatest song parody of your life, Mr. Yankovic."
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[SP] "Before we go any further, I want to make sure you understand -- while I am a genie, I am not *your* genie..."
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[SP] "Why is it a terrible idea? Because it's a death wish! What you are talking about is basically trying to catfish a god!"
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[WP] You're an alien sent to Earth to gather information about the humans. Unfortunately, you were abducted almost immediately by a different group of aliens who are also trying to gather information on the humans and have no idea you aren't one.
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[WP] The Time Has Come. Queen Elizabeth II Sends Out the Secret Call to the Citizens of All Commonwealth Countries. They Are Bound by Blood Oath to Answer In This, the Time of Earth's Greatest Need.
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[WP] "Do you have any idea the liability issues you've opened yourself up to? Not to mention how unethical it is to harm unsuspecting strangers...trust me, no one is going to appreciate your 'clever wordplay' behind your decision to build a Tourist Trap"
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