/u/Kitty_Fuchs's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You are an online genie. Instead of rubbing a magic lamp people message you on social media with their wishes. Your favorite clients are those who think you are just a troll and decide to troll you back with stupid wishes. You take great pleasure in fulfilling these wishes exactly as written.
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[WP] Humanity never managed to develop interstellar travel and so we had to make do with what the solar system had to offer. As it turns out it offered more than enough and humanity entered a new golden age. When aliens make first contact they are surprised to see just how advanced we are.
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[WP] An alien ship has entered the solar system and made contact with Earth! The initial excitement fades quickly as they introduce themselves as galactic police and tell us to stop broadcasting random messages into space, since our interstellar neighbours keep on filing noise complaints.
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[WP] When we set up a mining colony on a desolate, uninhabitable planet the humans immediately threatened war on us demanding we leave it at once. Apparently this ruined planet, which they call "Earth", is sacred to them.
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[WP] Those accused of a crime against the king can opt for a trial by combat against the king's champion. It's well known that the king likes to bestow this honor on the court jester and so many have opted for combat. What's not well known is that the jester is a former knight and an expert duelist.
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[WP] In comparison to the rest of the galaxy humans are rather short, exceptional craftsmen and miners and known for their love of valuables. Humans are space-dwarfs.
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[WP] Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it is Dave and he is sleep flying again. Goddamn it Dave, we have talked about this.
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[WP] Contrary to popular belief witch and wizard aren't actually gendered terms. Witchcraft and wizardry are distinct schools of magic that can be learned by anyone. You are a male witch/female wizard and are sick of explaining this.
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[WP] Being a werewolf is actually less like being an uncontrollable monster and more like getting awesome superpowers every full moon. These stories were spread by the werewolves themselves, so ordinary people stop pestering them. You just found out and now the werewolves are coming for you.
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