/u/Kitty_Fuchs's posts
[WP] When Earth was admitted into the Galactic Federation the other Federation Members did not think much of it. Death worlds developing life was nothing new. It was only later that they found out Earth was not always this hostile and Cockroaches were not the first technological species of Earth.
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[WP] You have been getting ominous messages daily ,counting down from 100, via various different channels. Sometimes it's an e-mail, a call, a letter or similar and you have even been approached by random people on the road three times by now, all continuing the countdown. Today they reached zero.
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[WP] Earth has been invaded by aliens. Every weapon, tactic and strategy we tried against them failed until some smartass decided to dedicate their last breath to their favourite horrible joke. Apparently humanity's sense of humour is so terrible that it is our most effective weapon against them.
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[WP] After years of constant fighting the hero and villain finally realise that they both want the same thing and that they would be much more effective at achieving their goals if they worked together instead of fighting each other.
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[WP] You are at Death's door. You are a delivery driver and this has to be one of your weirdest deliveries yet.
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[WP] You have been visited by two future versions of you from different time lines. One became a great hero and the savior of humanity and the other became the ruthless and tyrannical dictator of Earth. Both are currently trying to persuade you to follow in the other's footsteps.
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[WP] You and your best friend have superpowers, but instead of fighting crime you put on show fights to entertain the masses. You are disliked in the hero community, but when a new villain emerges they need all the help they can get.
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[WP] When humanity entered the galactic stage war was declared on us almost immediately by most species of the galaxy and the few that didn't still feared humans. Apparently humans almost perfectly match the descriptions of demons, monsters or eldritch horrors found in almost all cultures.
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[WP] You have superpowers, but honestly your powers are a lot more useful (and pay way better) in your normal everyday job than in the superhero business. Today a hero visited you, but not to recruit you to their side, but rather because they too want to find a normal job and are asking for advice.
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