/u/Kitty_Fuchs's posts
[WP] You are a relationship assassin. You covertly end peoples relationships and make it look like they ended naturally. The other assassins don't take you seriously.
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[WP] The genie gave you a wish. After you received what you wished for you were certain that the genie must have twisted your wish, but the genie remained adamant that he fulfilled the wish true to your intentions. Now, years later, you realise that the genie was right.
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[WP] You never liked Christmas, but when one of Santa's elves suddenly appeared at your house, claiming to have escaped from Santa's workshop on the North Pole, you decide that something has to be done.
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[WP] You are a cat living on a human space ship and this space ship has just made first contact with aliens. Nobody could have predicted this, but without you first contact would not have worked out as well as it did.
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[WP] You have an incredibly shitty and useless superpower. As much as you and your friends try there is no way to make it secretly super powerful, but the villains never believed that and still think you are secretly one of the most powerful heroes. It's a very annoying life, but it has its perks.
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[WP] The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse have found out about the The Hunger Games series. Now Famine has to explain to War, Pestilence and Death that the Hunger Games are completely made up and not a form of blood sports in his honour.
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[WP] When humans made contact with aliens they are thoroughly confused by us. While Earth bears all the marks of a paradise world ideal for life, humanity most closely resembles species evolved on death worlds.
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[WP] You accidentally desecrated the shrine of a long forgotten god. You feel bad about it, but the god in question is a god of rebellion and rule-breaking and, impressed by your perceived insolence, they want to reward you. You now have to pretend to be an asshole, so the god doesn't smite you.
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[WP] Suddenly all idioms and sayings started to become literal. It started to actually rain cats and dogs and a lot of people started to chew ammunition. But the thing that fascinates you the most is how someone managed to pave an actual road with good intentions and where this road leads.
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