/u/Kitty_Fuchs's posts
[WP] They say that we stray further from God everyday, but that is not true. We are not straying from Him, He is running away from us.
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[WP] You used to be the scourge of kingdoms, the reaper of heroes and the mere mention of your name scared even the toughest of them. But today no one remembers you and you are fine with that. You have lived in peace ever since until one day a stranger approaches you and calls you by your true name.
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[WP] You unknowingly acquired an ancient artifact that carries a most horrible curse. Well, "most horrible" by ancient standards. By today's standards it is a mild inconvenience at worst.
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[WP] You and the other villains finally managed to defeat the heroes once and for all. But unlike your colleagues you feel unfulfilled and empty without opposition. So you began to secretly train young heroes behind the other villains' backs and they just found out.
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[WP] "We are the time *police*. We take care of speeding time machines, temporal theft, the occasional murdered grandfather and other temporal *crimes*. If you want to fight you need to join the time *military*."
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[WP] Contrary to popular belief dragons do not have a hoarding instinct. In reality they are just prone to developing hoarding disorders. You are one of the most successful dragon fighters, but you are not a knight. You are a therapist.
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[WP] Every dragon is supposed to find a cave and hoard *something* in it. You have instead spent your life traveling, never staying in one place for very long. The other dragons have always ridiculed you for not even having a hoard, but in reality you have a bigger hoard than any of them.
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[WP] Magic is real, but almost no one practices it, because even simple spells are very annoying and tedious to set up. You are one of the few who devote their lives to the study of magic.
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